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Can the next episode have a scene with Sheriff giving Parrish odd looks and trying to figure out what he is himself

And Parrish is just giving him odd looks back but more on the worried side

And eventually Sheriff goes back into his office and Parrish just sighs in relief and says, “This town is so freaking weird.”

OMG

WITH THAT META GOING AROUND THAT THE DEREK WE SEE IS A FAUX!DEREK

THE REAL DEREK IS ONE OF THE BERSERKERS 

AND WE FIND THAT OUT WHEN THEY FINALLY STRIKE ONE DOWN 

AND THE PACK CIRCLES AROUND IT

AND SCOTT REMOVES THE SKULL

AND UNDERNEATH:

UNCONSCIOUS DEREK

WHAT

IF

posted on July 24th   14 notes

badassbilinski:

palette challengethealphasspark requested: stiles stilinski + (original) 12

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callahaa:

Stiles and Derek character studies.

callahaa:

Stiles and Derek character studies.

posted on July 24th   394 notes   via raisesomehale   Source

DUDE

swingsetindecember:

halespet:

swingsetindecember:

bleep0bleep:

ponfarrisforlovers:

My friend Dev (she’s not in the tw fandom) found this fucking coke

WITH WHAT’S OBVIOUSLY STILES’ NAME ON IT:

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STILES IS UPSET HE DIDN’T FIND IT FIRST 

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where derek gets a coke and is like, contemplating how he can share it and like stiles is like

OMG MY NAME

and tries to steal it or buy it off derek

who misconstrues and thinks stiles is soliciting him for sex

and like

DEREK IS LIKE

NO

NO THANK YOU

BUT YOU ARE HOT 

Derek should be offended. He really really should, but he can’t help feel a little bit smug for…

Well.

"How much? Seriously, if it’s reasonable, I’ll pay it," the cute guy repeats and he just looks at Derek excitedly.

He knows it’s not the guy’s fault. Derek was turning on a corner, coming back from the grocery shopping, and ended up bumping into someone - his things ended up everywhere. And then the guy - cute moles, whiskey eyes even under the bad light, messy blowjob hair, lean muscles - grabs one of Derek’s just bought cokes and snaps his head up just looking at Derek with want, saying “how much?”

Derek gets it. He does. He was in a corner and he’s only wearing skinny jeans and a tight black shirt with a lot of holes on it and it’s freaking midnight. He probably does look like a hooker who stopped for a dinner break, considering that his groceries most included sodas and snacks. (And not to be cocky or anything, Derek works out. He knows what he looks like, alright. He might be shy, but he doesn’t lack on self-confidence.)

"Uh," Derek is able to form, when his brain starts working again, because cute guy wants to bone him "I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t be able to do that for money.”

Derek decides to ignore his blush. He is not blushing. And he’s most definitely not thinking that the guy’s frown is cute. Nop.

"Couldn’t you just give it to me, then?" Cute guy says teasing, but he sounds so hopeful and Derek wants to yell hell yeah, I would love to give it to you right here right now, but that would probably go bad; the guy is picking up hookers at a Wednesday night - Derek gets attached and cute guy  just wants to fuck around.

"I think you’re really cute, but I can’t. Sorry."

"Why not?" Oh man, cute guy has a really nice confused face. "You have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this, dude!" He even shakes Derek’s coke for emphasis "It has been months and I tried emailing an order for one, ya know, but apparently the minimum is a hundred of them at once and I’m thirsty for it, but not that thirsty! I mean, I thought about throwing a party and just sharing them all, but I thought it might be awkward later? Like, I’ve drank your…”

"I got it!" Derek hurries to interrupt and he’s blushing and ohmygod, he doesn’t know if he’s grossed out or turned on (since when Derek finds orgies hot? This guy is doing things to him!),because apparently cute guy almost paid for a thousand hookers and now is just begging for Derek. “I… I’m flattered that you’re asking it for me, really, but I…”

"I’ll give you a hundred bucks!" Cute guys just cuts him, like he wasn’t even listening. "Just, please…

Suddenly, Derek doesn’t feel so flattered anymore, because—-

"Only a hundred bucks? Seriously?

"I think that’s way more than fair!"

Excuse me?

"If it was the opposite, how much you think I’d charge you?"

"I don’t know!" Derek yells, "I already said I find you cute! I wouldn’t… But if I would, you’re worth at least a thousand!"

Cute opens his mouth, but abruptly shuts it.  ”Did you just say I’m worth a thousand?”

"Not you," he sighs, because he’s already completely red again, "a night with you, like… you know what I mean."

"Uh," cute guy is looking at him like Derek’s completely insane "I don’t think I do. Sooo, let’s make this clear: I was trying to buy your coke, because it has my name on it and you have no idea how hard it is to find a can that says Przemyslaw.”

Derek looks at the coke on cute guy’s - Przemyslaw - hands and…

Oh.

Oh holy fuckin—-This is awkward.

"Now, please enlighten me with your version of the facts," he continues, because apparently he’s putting things together and enjoying Derek’s embarrassment.

"I… I thought you thought I was a hooker." Przemyslaw just burst out laughing and Derek wants to die. He does. Please bury him. Now. He doesn’t need to go through this shit, he… "Have the can. I’ll just…" kill myself somewhere else.

"Oh no. I get why you thought that… Now that I am replying our conversation, I can see my mistake. How much. Geez, I’m sorry to harass you. Not that it was my intention.”

"It’s fine. I was the one who got everything wrong." Because of course cute guy doesn’t want to sleep with him. Derek has no luck with his love life. "Look, Przemyslaw, I…"

"Stiles."

"What?"

"My name. Stiles. Well, everyone I know call me Stiles. Actually, only three people even know my real name. Well, four now.” Prz… Stiles said smiling. Derek only nodded. “And I know you just said I could have it, but wouldn’t you want to share a coke with me, like it says right here?”

"I thought you were offering me a hundred bucks for sex." Derek blurts out.

"And that’s hilarious. You’re the only person I ever heard saying my name properly. I can’t let you go now." Derek huffs, feeling himself blush again. "Besides, word is on the streets you find me cute."

"I thought you weren’t paying attention to what I was saying."

"Pfff, please. You think I’m worth at least a thousand bucks. I’m keeping you."

Derek rolls his eyes. “Don’t get too excited. Let’s share that coke first, shall we?”

They share the coke. And, in the end, Stiles does keep him.

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I LOVE IT WHEN PROMPTS FIND HOMES

posted on July 23rd   3,378 notes   via colethewolf   Source

posted on July 23rd   632 notes   via sterekorgtfo   Source

letmegrabyourcuteass:

I like Parrish because he’s just a ‘go with the flow’ type of guy like

Ninja killing people? Okay.

Someone bombs the police station? Okay.

Suspicious boy turning up at a demolished home and his finger prints come up for a much older man? Mmmkay.

Pretty little lady in a house where a family died in and finds a meat locker full of dead people? Gee, this lady is pretty.

Pretty little lady a psychic? Okay.

Sheriff looks suspicious at times? Mmalright.

posted on July 23rd   2,165 notes   via sterekorgtfo   Source
bigredcrazyk:


Teen Wolf AU: The Stilinski Triplets - Derek didn’t realize how dangerous life could be by getting involved with the Stilinski triplets.

Beta - The loyal brother. He is thoughtful yet naive, virtuous, trusting, and has a difficult time separating his own identity from those around him. He’d risk his life to ensure the safety of others and believes everyone deserves second chances. "We can’t leave him behind. That’s not an option for me."
Omega - The jaded brother. Heartbreak and shame are all he knows. He’s done things he isn’t proud of in the name of survival, but over time has learned to look out for himself. He is a coward. A loner. The black sheep. "Trust you? That’s asking a lot from me. I don’t trust anyone. Not even myself."
Alpha - The destructive brother. Power. Domination. Lust. These are the driving forces behind every action he takes. He’s a ruthlessly cunning sociopath with methodical, elitist, and narcissistic behavior. He only cares about his desires, and those who stand in his way are met with violent opposition. "Don’t fucking test my patience. I will lay waste to everything you hold dear just to see the look on your face once I’ve broken you."

bigredcrazyk:

Teen Wolf AU: The Stilinski Triplets - Derek didn’t realize how dangerous life could be by getting involved with the Stilinski triplets.

Beta - The loyal brother. He is thoughtful yet naive, virtuous, trusting, and has a difficult time separating his own identity from those around him. He’d risk his life to ensure the safety of others and believes everyone deserves second chances. "We can’t leave him behind. That’s not an option for me."

Omega - The jaded brother. Heartbreak and shame are all he knows. He’s done things he isn’t proud of in the name of survival, but over time has learned to look out for himself. He is a coward. A loner. The black sheep. "Trust you? That’s asking a lot from me. I don’t trust anyone. Not even myself."

Alpha - The destructive brother. Power. Domination. Lust. These are the driving forces behind every action he takes. He’s a ruthlessly cunning sociopath with methodical, elitist, and narcissistic behavior. He only cares about his desires, and those who stand in his way are met with violent opposition. "Don’t fucking test my patience. I will lay waste to everything you hold dear just to see the look on your face once I’ve broken you."

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Anonymous: Pretty sure Wolf Derek would love a belly rub and an ear scratch like a little fluffy puppy

posted on July 23rd   1,957 notes   via blaineswolf   Source

hoechlinth:

Sterek AU: Deputy Derek and the Sheriff have been working on a particularly hard case for a few months. This meant a lot of late nights working at the Sheriff’s house. Unfortunately for Derek this also meant a lot of time spent getting hit on by the Sheriff’s teenage son. Which was totally annoying and definitely not adorable, or flattering, or in any way tempting. Nope. Definitely not that.

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